Pokemon Professors

Every pokemon generation there is a new professor who will give you your starter pokemon and introduce you to some of the aspects of the game.

Professor Oak
(RBYG, FRLG)Oak is pretty cool. Caitie also finds him moderately good looking.

Oak's powers
Caitie says: wtf is Oak doing here

Luke says: he's Oak

Luke says: he can go anywhere

Caitie on Oak
Caitie says: at least oak was a cool old nerd

Luke says: oak does nothing but sit in his lab lmao

Caitie says: he was just badass in nature

Professor Elm
(GSC, HGSS) Elm is a pussy who secretly lusts after Professor Oak. Also he is afraid of pokemon.

Sketchy
Caitie says:  Elm: hey little girl heres my phone number~

Lame
Luke says: in the anime he was like

Luke says: afraid of pokemon

Caitie says: what

Caitie says: how'd he catch the starters then

Caitie says: nerd

Luke says: i think oak gave them to him

Professor Birch
(RSE) Birch is a lame hippie who can't even take on a little puppy.

Proof of hippieness
Caitie says: birch had hippie sandals and a beard so i assume he is one

Professor Rowan
(DPP) Rowan is the cool professor who actually does stuff. Least nerdy of all the professors.

opinion of Rowan
Caitie says: HE'S THE BADASS POKEMON PROF

Luke says: rowan actually does shit

Caitie's summary
Caitie says: okay so basically

Caitie says: oak = cool old nerd whos kinda hot elm = lame nerd, totes gay 4 oak birch = GODDAMN HIPPIE rowan = OMG BADASS

Luke says: i'm somewhat scared by the fact you think oak is kinda hot